Gal Pals

Dear Gentlemen,

Or should I say ladies? You always seem to find yourself in the midst of girls night, proudly raising your apple martinis with your limp wrist. Do you think we don't realize what you're doing? Boyfriends of the world sit and watch you pretend you actually like "So you think you can dance?" just so you can talk to our ladies. I like women too, don't get me wrong. I am just unwilling to take a dump on my pride to become close to them. I can't thank you enough for showing your sensitive side to my girlfriend when we were fighting. Offering her a shoulder to cry on was definitely a selfless act from the bottom of your heart. Maybe if we break up you can finally get what you want and hook up with her. If this happens please don't forget to call me and let me know how my dick tastes. I warn you to stop behaving like this because if you are not careful you are going to wake up with a permanent mangina soon.

You're not fooling anyone,

The Guys